I just got back from driving Simon back to his house near me in Bournemouth.
Driving along to the end of my road I spotted an electric buggy on the path on the opposite side of the road, 'sans' OAP. I was just gonna crack a joke about someone stealing an old man, when we drove past and caught sight of an old dear crouching in the bushes relieving herself! Fortunately I was concentrating too much on the road and caught only a glimpse, but poor Simon is gonna have nightmares about it.
So the moral of the story seems to be: 'Keep your eyes on the road'. Or maybe it should be 'When you've gotta go...'